Mother%27s Bad Date <VALIDATED | WALKTHROUGH>

Making a "paper" for your mother after she's had a bad date is a thoughtful way to cheer her up. Depending on whether you want to write a funny news report, a heartfelt letter, or a "Review of the Date," here are a few ways to structure it. 1. The "Daily News" Spoof

How to Respond (A Script)

When the bad date is particularly egregious, you will be tempted to hunt the man down and key his Toyota Camry. Resist. Instead, use this script. mother%27s bad date

1. The Ex-Wife Appearance: David announced that his ex-wife "stole his collection of vintage snow globes" and that she was "a narcissistic sociopath." He cried. Not a single tear—full-on weeping into the tapas.
2. The Bathroom Selfie: My mother excused herself to the restroom. She sent me a photo of herself making a horrified face. The caption read: "If I don't text in 10 minutes, tell the police he had a briefcase."
3. The Check Dance: When the bill came, David dramatically pulled out a coupon. A coupon for a restaurant he didn't own. He then asked my mother if she "could cover the tip because the coupon didn't cover tax."

• “He wore sneakers. With a blazer.”
• “He brought up his ex-wife’s investment portfolio before the waiter brought water.”
• “He described himself as ‘an empath.’”

Here is a complete, ready-to-publish blog post written from the perspective of a single mother navigating the wild world of modern dating. Making a "paper" for your mother after she's

Making a "paper" for your mother after she's had a bad date is a thoughtful way to cheer her up. Depending on whether you want to write a funny news report, a heartfelt letter, or a "Review of the Date," here are a few ways to structure it. 1. The "Daily News" Spoof

How to Respond (A Script)

When the bad date is particularly egregious, you will be tempted to hunt the man down and key his Toyota Camry. Resist. Instead, use this script.

1. The Ex-Wife Appearance: David announced that his ex-wife "stole his collection of vintage snow globes" and that she was "a narcissistic sociopath." He cried. Not a single tear—full-on weeping into the tapas.
2. The Bathroom Selfie: My mother excused herself to the restroom. She sent me a photo of herself making a horrified face. The caption read: "If I don't text in 10 minutes, tell the police he had a briefcase."
3. The Check Dance: When the bill came, David dramatically pulled out a coupon. A coupon for a restaurant he didn't own. He then asked my mother if she "could cover the tip because the coupon didn't cover tax."

• “He wore sneakers. With a blazer.”
• “He brought up his ex-wife’s investment portfolio before the waiter brought water.”
• “He described himself as ‘an empath.’”

Here is a complete, ready-to-publish blog post written from the perspective of a single mother navigating the wild world of modern dating.