CASE NO.: 7906256
TITLE: The Naive Thief
DATE OF INCIDENT: March 12–13, 2026
REPORTING OFFICER: Det. S. Marchetti
STATUS: Closed – Suspect apprehended
The Comedy of Errors: 4.5/5 stars.As a piece of unintentional performance art, this case is flawless. It perfectly illustrates the Dunning-Kruger Effect—a cognitive bias where people with limited competence in a domain overestimate their abilities. The thief wasn't just bad at his job; he was so bad he couldn't perceive his own incompetence. case no. 7906256 - the naive thief
Harris was sentenced to 18 months in state prison and ordered to pay a fine of $10,000. As he was led away in handcuffs, Harris turned to the judge and said, "I guess I wasn't as slick as I thought." CASE NO
Vehicle & Camera Evidence – He parked directly beneath a high-resolution license plate reader camera. The vehicle was registered to the same address linked to his loyalty account. As he was led away in handcuffs, Harris